Background? What exactly do you want our background for? This isn’t communist Russia. Are you filling in some sort of form? This is hardly likely to contribute to your spiritual evolution now is it? Why don’t you learn Latin or meditate or something. Go and do a good deed somewhere. Oh, and come to one of our shows. It's better than pissing your Chi away sitting in front of a computer staring at carefully disguised 1s and 0s. It’s not the usual cabaret nonsense, or any of that frankly-insulting-to-anyone-with-a-mental-age-of-above-I-watch-X-Factor psychological stuff.

Magic night, telling tall tales about more or less true things somewhere where there’s alcohol and people, with the wind making the trees sound all scary. Think Jackanory but with whisky, swearing and girls with tattoos.

And contacting the dead.